RED ALERT.

Basically the post above summarizes everything I could think of that sucks about having periods. I just couldn't resist making a post. I feel like exploding if I freaking don't do this. I don't think I can type much without having to slam my keyboard, so I'll stick with pictures to describe what I'm going through at the moment.

Cue music: Bleeding Love. 
I keep bleeding,
I keep keep bleeding love

I keep bleeding,
I keep keep bleeding love

And that above perfectly shows what I usually do to try and numb the pain. Cue groaning and moaning from pain. Cue mom who looks at you like you're going crazy.

Not to mention the fact that girls sometimes have the flag of Japan on our butt. Everything just seems to be 100x more annoying. They're all out to annoy me. Ugh. Just this: Imagine getting kicked by thousands of mini ninjas then stabbed a thousand more in your stomach. Imagine that five days a month, boys. IMAGINE THAT.

Well, that's the worst of it. Sometimes it's only a few throbs and a bottomless pit for a stomach. I seem to be hungry 24/7.

But, it's not only a physical pain-- it's emotionally stressing as well! I feel like everyone is out to insult me and I feel like crying for no apparent reason. One moment I feel like I'm all high and happy, but AFTER A FEW MINUTES, I feel like I'm all alone and abandoned.

The worst of periods for me is the first and last day. It's like HORMONAL OVERLOAD.

THEN girls like me just want someone like this:

Well, not like that exactly. Just someone to understand what having your period means. Or at least someone who doesn't act like a jerk and say "You can't blame everything on your period". Want a high five your face with this chair?

DIE . DIE.

I shall end this with because it's funny but scary all at the same time  :